“X”: Sean, you’re half white right? (In front of a couple of other people)
Me: Um, yeah (Somewhat confused as to where this is going)
“X”: Where do I get white people baby diapers from? What size do I get a white person’s baby?
Me: HUH?!?!? (The look of WTF did you just ask me on my face)
“X”: You know we are having a baby shower for “Y” in the office right? I never bought a white person some diapers. Where do I get white people baby diapers from? What size should I get for them?
Me: (Realizing he is DEAD serious) Well “X”. I have never heard of white peoples babies diapers. I don’t think you can go in Wal-Mart and ask for a black or white baby’s diaper. Really white babies and black babies are about the same size. I think you can safely go into Wal-Mart and purchase a “newborn” diaper. One size fits all colors.